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"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 04/01/2018 at 09:49 • Filed to: shitpost, shitposting, april fools day, April 1, Lexus

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 10:01

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Alright this is genius.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/01/2018 at 10:15

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If your super-rare genes have a lot of “Quirks and Features”

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 10:19

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I would end up with an ES350 in silver with UV film protected windows.

Ash78, voting early and often > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 10:23

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I wonder if it can make sound system and rim recommendations based on the results.

Because if it offers me 15” silver wheels and 300 hours of pre-loaded Dave Matthews, that would be exactly right!

#23sowhite

interstate366, now In The Industry > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 10:24

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IS350 F-sport. Good, it knows me well.

bhtooefr > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 10:25

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Given the amount of German ancestry I have, they’d probably end up saying “fuck it, here’s a Passat W8 wagon that we got on trade, good luck!”

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > bhtooefr 04/01/2018 at 10:27

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Passat W8? Pssh amateur ... Volkswagen Phaeton 6.0L W12 or 5.0 L V10 TDI if you’re a chain smoker. 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > interstate366, now In The Industry 04/01/2018 at 10:31

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You are genetically predisposed to wearing Ralph Lauren Polos tucked into your blue jeans. Here you go...

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 10:31

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prescription matched windshield? Give. Now. I’m blind as a bat and hate wearing contacts.

interstate366, now In The Industry > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 10:35

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/01/2018 at 10:42

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God forbid if anyone else has to drive your car, ever LOL

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 10:54

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Hey that’s their problem not mine.

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 11:26

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I would be hoping for a GS-F with a manual and would be crushed when it matched me with an NX hybrid. :/

Tapas > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 11:37

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I can’t wait to lick cars to start them!

But lavender and cauliflower? What the fuck kinda person mixes those two?! This almost makes it feel like a joke? Lol

AfromanGTO > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 12:56

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They’d give me a boat and a map with directions to Constantinople.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tapas 04/01/2018 at 15:01

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almost...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > WilliamsSW 04/01/2018 at 15:02

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NX is pushing it. How about the UX with a powerful 168HP (33MPG!)

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 17:02

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It told me I needed a LS600hL... I’m an old man trying to be young

I have another burner, try to guess it! > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/01/2018 at 19:11

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Unless they need to drive you to a hospital lol.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > I have another burner, try to guess it! 04/01/2018 at 20:20

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Well. Depending on timing, guess I’ll be getting a Darwin award.

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/01/2018 at 22:14

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I might survive if it is RWD. Barely

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > WilliamsSW 04/01/2018 at 23:33

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Boy you sure love to dream LOL. It’s FWD CVT.

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/02/2018 at 00:38

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I’ll take a bus pass instead then